Step 1: Be Dad. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit. — Funny Coffee Mug (11oz / 15oz)
11oz
€29,99
Sale price
€29,99
Regular price
€34,99
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Step 1: Be Dad. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit. — Funny Coffee Mug (11oz / 15oz)
€29,99
Sale price
€29,99
Regular price
€34,99
The dad business plan, finally documented.
★★★★★ 4.8 · 24 reviews · loved by happy mug owners across the US
- 🎁 For the meme-fluent dad. Father’s Day, birthdays, ‘you’re welcome’ gifts.
- 🛡️ Built to last. Durable ceramic, dishwasher- & microwave-safe — the print won’t peel.
- 📐 Two sizes. 11oz classic or 15oz big-morning mug — same price.
- 📦 Printed on demand in the USA. No overseas warehouse, no long wait.
✓ Love it or your money back. If it doesn’t get a laugh, send it back within 30 days — no questions, no restocking fees. We’re only happy when you are.
📦 Printed & shipped in the USA🚚 Father’s Day delivery if you order by Jun 18🔄 30-day happy-or-refund🔒 Secure checkout
What buyers are saying
★★★★★ 4.8 average · 24 verified reviews
★★★★★ Marcus P. · Verified Buyer · May 9, 2026
My dad is a meme dad and this got a genuine laugh. Uses it every morning now.
★★★★★ Hailey R. · Verified Buyer · May 1, 2026
Perfect for Father’s Day. Print quality is great and it’s dishwasher safe.
★★★★☆ Sean T. · Verified Buyer · Apr 22, 2026
Funny mug, exactly as pictured. Arrived a day late but well packed.
★★★★★ Diana M. · Verified Buyer · Apr 13, 2026
The 15oz is huge, dad loves it. No fading after washes.
★★★★★ Kyle B. · Verified Buyer · Apr 4, 2026
Shipped fast from the US. Got the joke immediately, which is rare for my dad.
Good to know
Will it arrive before Father’s Day?
Yes — order by June 18, 2026 for delivery before June 21 (US). Standard shipping is 5–8 business days.
What if they don’t like it?
30-day happy-or-refund. Message us through the Contact page and we reply within 24 hours.
Is the print dishwasher safe?
Yes. Dishwasher- and microwave-safe ceramic — the print won’t peel after a wash.
11oz or 15oz — which should I pick?
11oz is the classic coffee size. 15oz is the big “don’t talk to me yet” morning mug. Same price.
Where does it ship from?
Every mug is printed and shipped from the USA — no overseas warehouse.
A foolproof strategy.
Every dad has a master plan that somehow always works out. “Step 1: Be Dad. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit” is the meme-literate gift for the dad who’s smarter than he lets on.
What you get
- 11oz or 15oz ceramic mug
- Dishwasher- & microwave-safe
- Fade-resistant, high-detail print
- Printed & shipped from the USA
Printed & shipped from the USA · Free US shipping over $35 · 30-day happy-or-refund. Questions? Reach us through the Contact page — we reply within 24 hours.