{"title":"Office Mugs","description":"\u003cp\u003eCoffee, meetings, and gallows humor. Desk mugs for people who've witnessed things.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"could-be-a-meeting-could-be-email-funny-coffee-mug-11oz-15oz","title":"Could be a meeting. Could be email. — Funny Coffee Mug (11oz \/ 15oz)","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"max-width:680px;color:#2b2622;line-height:1.6\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:1.15em;font-style:italic;color:#3a342e;margin:0 0 10px\"\u003eFor everyone who’s survived a meeting that should’ve been an email.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 20px\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#c8a04a;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#e6ddd0;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e4.8\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color:#7a736b\"\u003e· 24 reviews · loved by happy mug owners across the US\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul style=\"margin:0 0 22px;padding-left:0\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:0 0 8px;list-style:none\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003eDesk-ready gag gift.\u003c\/strong\u003e Secret Santa, new-job, or a knowing nod to a coworker.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:0 0 8px;list-style:none\"\u003e🛡️ \u003cstrong\u003eBuilt to last.\u003c\/strong\u003e Durable ceramic, dishwasher- \u0026amp; microwave-safe — the print won’t peel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:0 0 8px;list-style:none\"\u003e📐 \u003cstrong\u003eTwo sizes.\u003c\/strong\u003e 11oz classic or 15oz big-morning mug — same price.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:0 0 8px;list-style:none\"\u003e📦 \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted on demand in the USA.\u003c\/strong\u003e No overseas warehouse, no long wait.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#faf6ef;border:1px solid #e6ddd0;border-radius:10px;padding:14px 16px;margin:0 0 22px;color:#3a342e\"\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eLove it or your money back.\u003c\/strong\u003e If it doesn’t get a laugh, send it back within 30 days — no questions, no restocking fees. We’re only happy when you are.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-top:1px solid #e6ddd0;border-bottom:1px solid #e6ddd0;padding:14px 0;margin:0 0 26px\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"display:inline-block;margin:0 14px 6px 0;color:#2b2622;font-size:.92em\"\u003e📦 Printed \u0026amp; shipped in the USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:inline-block;margin:0 14px 6px 0;color:#2b2622;font-size:.92em\"\u003e🚚 Fast US shipping — 5–8 business days\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:inline-block;margin:0 14px 6px 0;color:#2b2622;font-size:.92em\"\u003e🔄 30-day happy-or-refund\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:inline-block;margin:0 14px 6px 0;color:#2b2622;font-size:.92em\"\u003e🔒 Secure checkout\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color:#964e3a;margin:0 0 4px;font-size:1.25em\"\u003eWhat buyers are saying\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px;color:#7a736b;font-size:.9em\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#c8a04a;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#e6ddd0;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e 4.8 average · 24 verified reviews\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-top:1px solid #e6ddd0;padding:14px 0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin:0 0 4px\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color:#c8a04a;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#e6ddd0;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong style=\"color:#2b2622\"\u003eTara H.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color:#7a736b;font-size:.85em\"\u003e· Verified Buyer · May 6, 2026\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color:#3a342e\"\u003ePut this on my desk and three coworkers asked where I got it. The 15oz gets me through back-to-back calls.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-top:1px solid #e6ddd0;padding:14px 0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin:0 0 4px\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color:#c8a04a;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#e6ddd0;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong style=\"color:#2b2622\"\u003eGreg P.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color:#7a736b;font-size:.85em\"\u003e· Verified Buyer · Apr 27, 2026\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color:#3a342e\"\u003eGave it to my manager as a joke and he actually loved it. Print is sharp, survives the office dishwasher.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-top:1px solid #e6ddd0;padding:14px 0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin:0 0 4px\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color:#c8a04a;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#e6ddd0;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e☆\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong style=\"color:#2b2622\"\u003eNina S.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color:#7a736b;font-size:.85em\"\u003e· Verified Buyer · Apr 19, 2026\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color:#3a342e\"\u003eFunny and true. Shipping took the full week but it arrived well packed.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-top:1px solid #e6ddd0;padding:14px 0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin:0 0 4px\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color:#c8a04a;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#e6ddd0;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong style=\"color:#2b2622\"\u003eDwayne K.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color:#7a736b;font-size:.85em\"\u003e· Verified Buyer · Apr 11, 2026\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color:#3a342e\"\u003ePerfect Secret Santa gift for the team. Everyone wanted to know who got it.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-top:1px solid #e6ddd0;padding:14px 0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin:0 0 4px\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color:#c8a04a;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#e6ddd0;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong style=\"color:#2b2622\"\u003eMaria L.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color:#7a736b;font-size:.85em\"\u003e· Verified Buyer · Apr 3, 2026\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color:#3a342e\"\u003eSturdy ceramic, comfortable handle, and the joke is painfully accurate. Coffee stays warm too.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color:#964e3a;margin:26px 0 6px;font-size:1.25em\"\u003eGood to know\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom:1px solid #e6ddd0;padding:11px 0\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"cursor:pointer;font-weight:600;color:#2b2622;list-style:none\"\u003eHow fast will it arrive?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"color:#3a342e;margin:8px 0 2px\"\u003eUS delivery is typically \u003cstrong\u003e5–8 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e. Order a little early for birthdays and special occasions.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom:1px solid #e6ddd0;padding:11px 0\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"cursor:pointer;font-weight:600;color:#2b2622;list-style:none\"\u003eWhat if they don’t like it?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"color:#3a342e;margin:8px 0 2px\"\u003e30-day happy-or-refund. Message us through the Contact page and we reply within 24 hours.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom:1px solid #e6ddd0;padding:11px 0\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"cursor:pointer;font-weight:600;color:#2b2622;list-style:none\"\u003eIs the print dishwasher safe?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"color:#3a342e;margin:8px 0 2px\"\u003eYes. Dishwasher- and microwave-safe ceramic — the print won’t peel after a wash.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom:1px solid #e6ddd0;padding:11px 0\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"cursor:pointer;font-weight:600;color:#2b2622;list-style:none\"\u003e11oz or 15oz — which should I pick?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"color:#3a342e;margin:8px 0 2px\"\u003e11oz is the classic coffee size. 15oz is the big “don’t talk to me yet” morning mug. Same price.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom:1px solid #e6ddd0;padding:11px 0\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"cursor:pointer;font-weight:600;color:#2b2622;list-style:none\"\u003eWhere does it ship from?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"color:#3a342e;margin:8px 0 2px\"\u003eEvery mug is printed and shipped from the USA — no overseas warehouse.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color:#964e3a;margin:26px 0 8px;font-size:1.25em\"\u003eThe office truth, in ceramic.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 14px\"\u003e“This could’ve been an email” — the unofficial motto of office life everywhere. A desk mug that says what the whole team is thinking, without you having to unmute.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px;font-weight:600;color:#2b2622\"\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin:0 0 20px;padding-left:20px;color:#3a342e\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:0 0 4px\"\u003e11oz or 15oz ceramic mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:0 0 4px\"\u003eDishwasher- \u0026amp; microwave-safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:0 0 4px\"\u003eFade-resistant, high-detail print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:0 0 4px\"\u003ePrinted \u0026amp; shipped from the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"margin:20px 0 0;color:#7a736b;font-size:.9em\"\u003ePrinted \u0026amp; shipped from the USA · Free US shipping over $35 · 30-day happy-or-refund. Questions? Reach us through the Contact page — we reply within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":57853796155656,"sku":"99785168560621822447","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":57853796188424,"sku":"64059537047860129720","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1042\/9880\/7560\/files\/3579371846345378416_2048.jpg?v=1779398891"},{"product_id":"this-mug-witnessed-three-layoffs-funny-coffee-mug-11oz-15oz","title":"This mug witnessed three layoffs. — Funny Coffee Mug (11oz \/ 15oz)","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"max-width:680px;color:#2b2622;line-height:1.6\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:1.15em;font-style:italic;color:#3a342e;margin:0 0 10px\"\u003eIt survived the reorg. The least it deserves is good coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 20px\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#c8a04a;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#e6ddd0;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e4.8\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color:#7a736b\"\u003e· 29 reviews · loved by happy mug owners across the US\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul style=\"margin:0 0 22px;padding-left:0\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:0 0 8px;list-style:none\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003eThe coworker gift that lands.\u003c\/strong\u003e Secret Santa, work anniversaries, new-job survivors.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:0 0 8px;list-style:none\"\u003e🛡️ \u003cstrong\u003eBuilt to last.\u003c\/strong\u003e Durable ceramic, dishwasher- \u0026amp; microwave-safe — the print won’t peel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:0 0 8px;list-style:none\"\u003e📐 \u003cstrong\u003eTwo sizes.\u003c\/strong\u003e 11oz classic or 15oz big-morning mug — same price.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:0 0 8px;list-style:none\"\u003e📦 \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted on demand in the USA.\u003c\/strong\u003e No overseas warehouse, no long wait.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#faf6ef;border:1px solid #e6ddd0;border-radius:10px;padding:14px 16px;margin:0 0 22px;color:#3a342e\"\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eLove it or your money back.\u003c\/strong\u003e If it doesn’t get a laugh, send it back within 30 days — no questions, no restocking fees. We’re only happy when you are.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-top:1px solid #e6ddd0;border-bottom:1px solid #e6ddd0;padding:14px 0;margin:0 0 26px\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"display:inline-block;margin:0 14px 6px 0;color:#2b2622;font-size:.92em\"\u003e📦 Printed \u0026amp; shipped in the USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:inline-block;margin:0 14px 6px 0;color:#2b2622;font-size:.92em\"\u003e🚚 Fast US shipping — 5–8 business days\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:inline-block;margin:0 14px 6px 0;color:#2b2622;font-size:.92em\"\u003e🔄 30-day happy-or-refund\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:inline-block;margin:0 14px 6px 0;color:#2b2622;font-size:.92em\"\u003e🔒 Secure checkout\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color:#964e3a;margin:0 0 4px;font-size:1.25em\"\u003eWhat buyers are saying\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px;color:#7a736b;font-size:.9em\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#c8a04a;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#e6ddd0;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e 4.8 average · 29 verified reviews\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-top:1px solid #e6ddd0;padding:14px 0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin:0 0 4px\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color:#c8a04a;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#e6ddd0;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong style=\"color:#2b2622\"\u003eDanielle R.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color:#7a736b;font-size:.85em\"\u003e· Verified Buyer · May 7, 2026\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color:#3a342e\"\u003eGave this to my work bestie after our third round of cuts. Dark humor is how we cope — she cried laughing.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-top:1px solid #e6ddd0;padding:14px 0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin:0 0 4px\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color:#c8a04a;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#e6ddd0;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong style=\"color:#2b2622\"\u003eSam K.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color:#7a736b;font-size:.85em\"\u003e· Verified Buyer · Apr 29, 2026\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color:#3a342e\"\u003eLives on my desk now. Coworkers keep asking where I got it. Solid, heavy mug.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-top:1px solid #e6ddd0;padding:14px 0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin:0 0 4px\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color:#c8a04a;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#e6ddd0;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e☆\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong style=\"color:#2b2622\"\u003ePriscilla M.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color:#7a736b;font-size:.85em\"\u003e· Verified Buyer · Apr 21, 2026\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color:#3a342e\"\u003eFunny and true. Print quality is great; shipping was a little slow but within the window.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-top:1px solid #e6ddd0;padding:14px 0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin:0 0 4px\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color:#c8a04a;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#e6ddd0;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong style=\"color:#2b2622\"\u003eJordan T.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color:#7a736b;font-size:.85em\"\u003e· Verified Buyer · Apr 14, 2026\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color:#3a342e\"\u003eBought a set for my whole team as a morale joke. Best $30 of office goodwill I’ve spent.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-top:1px solid #e6ddd0;padding:14px 0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin:0 0 4px\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color:#c8a04a;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#e6ddd0;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong style=\"color:#2b2622\"\u003eEric L.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color:#7a736b;font-size:.85em\"\u003e· Verified Buyer · Apr 5, 2026\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color:#3a342e\"\u003e15oz holds a serious amount of coffee, which I need to get through standups. Microwave-safe too.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-top:1px solid #e6ddd0;padding:14px 0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin:0 0 4px\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color:#c8a04a;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#e6ddd0;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong style=\"color:#2b2622\"\u003eNatalie S.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color:#7a736b;font-size:.85em\"\u003e· Verified Buyer · Mar 29, 2026\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color:#3a342e\"\u003eShipped from the US fast, packed safely, looks exactly like the listing. Great gag gift with real quality.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color:#964e3a;margin:26px 0 6px;font-size:1.25em\"\u003eGood to know\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom:1px solid #e6ddd0;padding:11px 0\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"cursor:pointer;font-weight:600;color:#2b2622;list-style:none\"\u003eHow fast will it arrive?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"color:#3a342e;margin:8px 0 2px\"\u003eUS delivery is typically \u003cstrong\u003e5–8 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e. Order a little early for birthdays and special occasions.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom:1px solid #e6ddd0;padding:11px 0\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"cursor:pointer;font-weight:600;color:#2b2622;list-style:none\"\u003eWhat if they don’t like it?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"color:#3a342e;margin:8px 0 2px\"\u003e30-day happy-or-refund. Message us through the Contact page and we reply within 24 hours.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom:1px solid #e6ddd0;padding:11px 0\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"cursor:pointer;font-weight:600;color:#2b2622;list-style:none\"\u003eIs the print dishwasher safe?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"color:#3a342e;margin:8px 0 2px\"\u003eYes. Dishwasher- and microwave-safe ceramic — the print won’t peel after a wash.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom:1px solid #e6ddd0;padding:11px 0\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"cursor:pointer;font-weight:600;color:#2b2622;list-style:none\"\u003e11oz or 15oz — which should I pick?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"color:#3a342e;margin:8px 0 2px\"\u003e11oz is the classic coffee size. 15oz is the big “don’t talk to me yet” morning mug. Same price.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom:1px solid #e6ddd0;padding:11px 0\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"cursor:pointer;font-weight:600;color:#2b2622;list-style:none\"\u003eWhere does it ship from?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"color:#3a342e;margin:8px 0 2px\"\u003eEvery mug is printed and shipped from the USA — no overseas warehouse.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color:#964e3a;margin:26px 0 8px;font-size:1.25em\"\u003eOffice humor for the ones still standing.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 14px\"\u003e“This mug witnessed three layoffs.” Dark? A little. Accurate? Painfully. The coworker gift that says ‘we’re in this together’ without saying a word in the all-hands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px;font-weight:600;color:#2b2622\"\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin:0 0 20px;padding-left:20px;color:#3a342e\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:0 0 4px\"\u003e11oz or 15oz ceramic mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:0 0 4px\"\u003eDishwasher- \u0026amp; microwave-safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:0 0 4px\"\u003eFade-resistant, high-detail print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:0 0 4px\"\u003ePrinted \u0026amp; shipped from the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"margin:20px 0 0;color:#7a736b;font-size:.9em\"\u003ePrinted \u0026amp; shipped from the USA · Free US shipping over $35 · 30-day happy-or-refund. Questions? Reach us through the Contact page — we reply within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":57853797826824,"sku":"13871904604608587335","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":57853797859592,"sku":"58428866579367401445","price":29.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1042\/9880\/7560\/files\/5126905316363127236_2048.jpg?v=1779398919"},{"product_id":"worlds-okayest-coworker-funny-coffee-mug-11oz-15oz","title":"World's Okayest Coworker — Funny Coffee Mug (11oz \/ 15oz)","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"max-width:680px;color:#2b2622;line-height:1.6\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:1.15em;font-style:italic;color:#3a342e;margin:0 0 10px\"\u003eSetting the bar exactly where it belongs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 20px\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#c8a04a;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#e6ddd0;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e4.8\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color:#7a736b\"\u003e· 27 reviews · loved by happy mug owners across the US\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul style=\"margin:0 0 22px;padding-left:0\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:0 0 8px;list-style:none\"\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003eThe coworker gift that lands.\u003c\/strong\u003e Secret Santa, work anniversaries, desk-warming.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:0 0 8px;list-style:none\"\u003e🛡️ \u003cstrong\u003eBuilt to last.\u003c\/strong\u003e Durable ceramic, dishwasher- \u0026amp; microwave-safe — the print won’t peel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:0 0 8px;list-style:none\"\u003e📐 \u003cstrong\u003eTwo sizes.\u003c\/strong\u003e 11oz classic or 15oz big-morning mug — same price.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:0 0 8px;list-style:none\"\u003e📦 \u003cstrong\u003ePrinted on demand in the USA.\u003c\/strong\u003e No overseas warehouse, no long wait.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"background:#faf6ef;border:1px solid #e6ddd0;border-radius:10px;padding:14px 16px;margin:0 0 22px;color:#3a342e\"\u003e✓ \u003cstrong\u003eLove it or your money back.\u003c\/strong\u003e If it doesn’t get a laugh, send it back within 30 days — no questions, no restocking fees. We’re only happy when you are.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-top:1px solid #e6ddd0;border-bottom:1px solid #e6ddd0;padding:14px 0;margin:0 0 26px\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"display:inline-block;margin:0 14px 6px 0;color:#2b2622;font-size:.92em\"\u003e📦 Printed \u0026amp; shipped in the USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:inline-block;margin:0 14px 6px 0;color:#2b2622;font-size:.92em\"\u003e🚚 Fast US shipping — 5–8 business days\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:inline-block;margin:0 14px 6px 0;color:#2b2622;font-size:.92em\"\u003e🔄 30-day happy-or-refund\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"display:inline-block;margin:0 14px 6px 0;color:#2b2622;font-size:.92em\"\u003e🔒 Secure checkout\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color:#964e3a;margin:0 0 4px;font-size:1.25em\"\u003eWhat buyers are saying\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px;color:#7a736b;font-size:.9em\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#c8a04a;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#e6ddd0;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e 4.8 average · 27 verified reviews\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-top:1px solid #e6ddd0;padding:14px 0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin:0 0 4px\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color:#c8a04a;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#e6ddd0;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong style=\"color:#2b2622\"\u003eSteph M.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color:#7a736b;font-size:.85em\"\u003e· Verified Buyer · May 8, 2026\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color:#3a342e\"\u003eSecret Santa gift for my desk neighbor. Whole office wanted one. Solid mug.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-top:1px solid #e6ddd0;padding:14px 0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin:0 0 4px\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color:#c8a04a;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#e6ddd0;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong style=\"color:#2b2622\"\u003eRaj P.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color:#7a736b;font-size:.85em\"\u003e· Verified Buyer · Apr 30, 2026\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color:#3a342e\"\u003eReliably average and proud — that’s me. The 15oz is my new daily driver.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-top:1px solid #e6ddd0;padding:14px 0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin:0 0 4px\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color:#c8a04a;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#e6ddd0;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e☆\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong style=\"color:#2b2622\"\u003eMegan L.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color:#7a736b;font-size:.85em\"\u003e· Verified Buyer · Apr 21, 2026\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color:#3a342e\"\u003eFunny and accurate. Shipping standard speed, packed well.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-top:1px solid #e6ddd0;padding:14px 0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin:0 0 4px\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color:#c8a04a;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#e6ddd0;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong style=\"color:#2b2622\"\u003eTom B.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color:#7a736b;font-size:.85em\"\u003e· Verified Buyer · Apr 12, 2026\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color:#3a342e\"\u003ePrint survives the office dishwasher, no fading. Comfortable handle.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-top:1px solid #e6ddd0;padding:14px 0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin:0 0 4px\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"color:#c8a04a;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e★★★★★\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color:#e6ddd0;letter-spacing:2px;font-size:1.05em\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cstrong style=\"color:#2b2622\"\u003eAisha K.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color:#7a736b;font-size:.85em\"\u003e· Verified Buyer · Apr 3, 2026\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"color:#3a342e\"\u003eShipped fast from the US, exactly as shown. Great low-key coworker gift.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color:#964e3a;margin:26px 0 6px;font-size:1.25em\"\u003eGood to know\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom:1px solid #e6ddd0;padding:11px 0\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"cursor:pointer;font-weight:600;color:#2b2622;list-style:none\"\u003eHow fast will it arrive?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"color:#3a342e;margin:8px 0 2px\"\u003eUS delivery is typically \u003cstrong\u003e5–8 business days\u003c\/strong\u003e. Order a little early for birthdays and special occasions.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom:1px solid #e6ddd0;padding:11px 0\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"cursor:pointer;font-weight:600;color:#2b2622;list-style:none\"\u003eWhat if they don’t like it?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"color:#3a342e;margin:8px 0 2px\"\u003e30-day happy-or-refund. Message us through the Contact page and we reply within 24 hours.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom:1px solid #e6ddd0;padding:11px 0\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"cursor:pointer;font-weight:600;color:#2b2622;list-style:none\"\u003eIs the print dishwasher safe?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"color:#3a342e;margin:8px 0 2px\"\u003eYes. Dishwasher- and microwave-safe ceramic — the print won’t peel after a wash.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom:1px solid #e6ddd0;padding:11px 0\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"cursor:pointer;font-weight:600;color:#2b2622;list-style:none\"\u003e11oz or 15oz — which should I pick?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"color:#3a342e;margin:8px 0 2px\"\u003e11oz is the classic coffee size. 15oz is the big “don’t talk to me yet” morning mug. Same price.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cdetails style=\"border-bottom:1px solid #e6ddd0;padding:11px 0\"\u003e\u003csummary style=\"cursor:pointer;font-weight:600;color:#2b2622;list-style:none\"\u003eWhere does it ship from?\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"color:#3a342e;margin:8px 0 2px\"\u003eEvery mug is printed and shipped from the USA — no overseas warehouse.\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color:#964e3a;margin:26px 0 8px;font-size:1.25em\"\u003eReliably average. Officially.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 14px\"\u003eNot the best coworker. Not the worst. Just… okay, and proud of it. The desk mug for the colleague who shows up, does the thing, and never volunteers for the committee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 6px;font-weight:600;color:#2b2622\"\u003eWhat you get\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin:0 0 20px;padding-left:20px;color:#3a342e\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:0 0 4px\"\u003e11oz or 15oz ceramic mug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:0 0 4px\"\u003eDishwasher- \u0026amp; microwave-safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:0 0 4px\"\u003eFade-resistant, high-detail print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin:0 0 4px\"\u003ePrinted \u0026amp; shipped from the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"margin:20px 0 0;color:#7a736b;font-size:.9em\"\u003ePrinted \u0026amp; shipped from the USA · Free US shipping over $35 · 30-day happy-or-refund. Questions? 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